Ultimate Experience: Stuveysant Sticky Fingers, Northeastern
Bio: Cook is a somewhat competent Ultimate player, having first learned the game on the streets of Brooklyn, captaining a team mainly composed of alley cats. He has an ongoing email thread with the CEO of Breakmark with the subject heading “Nipple Chaffing?”, which has since been named a New York Times Best Seller. Cook takes the phrase "less is more" straight to heart, and continues to implement it in regards to attending team events, making it that more special when he is present. His career on A team is circling the drain, but he has yet to determine if it is the good drain or the bad drain.